ThePollGuy

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ThePollGuy

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5.0 (16) United States

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👀 Hello stalkers, i see you 👀

💰 🤑 💸 I use Cashapp 💰💲 🪙

🐐 🐑 I also offer goats, as payment. Shipping to you must be paid for by you!
I will not ship the goat at my expense.
This is non negotiable. If you wish to do a refund there will be a goat restocking fee of 20% deducted from your refund amount ➡️ 🐐 📦

🥒 💧🫙 I am a full time pickle farmer. I grow pickles with 99.6% purity.
I one day hope to achieve 100% purity but big pickle keeps the little guy down 😟
They do not wish for such a pickle to ever exist for it would collapse the pickle industry. Still...i persist 🥒

👩 + 🧌 My mother was a gypsy wanderer and my father a a half man half ogre.
You may think that is mumbo jumbo but i a**ure you it is not.
Jumbo!? Perhaps! Mumbo!? Perhaps not!

🦎 🐁 I am a pokemon master of gen 1-5. So yes, i am sort of a big deal. 🐋 🐇

🍬 If you know the muffin man, please tell me where i can find him; He owes me $50
I have gone to Drury Lane but he's never home! 🏡 👎

🦜 🦚 Asking for reviews but not leaving one in return is bad.
In bird culture this is considered a d*ck move. 🍆 📦 🚚

📊 Yes, i am that one who makes all the polls.
They're random thoughts, never serious...have some fun or ignore them 😃 😛

📃 🖊 Blocking me gets you put on Santa's naughty list 🎅 🎄

🥛 I may really like chocolate milk. I think its healthy, right? 🤔

I like to see mini barbie dolls get shoved in holes 🍑 👈 🧍‍♀️
Sometimes i buy other stuff

👩 I may or may not be female 👗
🎉 I may or may not be popular 💃

🍪 I used to buy you free cookies if you said the secret pa**word but the admins made me remove it.
Now there are no more free cookies 😔

📸 However i will still send you a photo of a cookie, if you ask nice 😊

Emoji 💣

❤️ 💙 💜 💖 💗 💘 🍍 🍆 🍠 🍲 🍜 🌽 🍿 🧛‍♀️ 🦇 🐕 🐈 😻 🐈‍⬛️ 🐺 🦊 🐍 🐙 🦑 🐉 🐲 🍞 🥪

RAWR 🦖 🦕 RAWR 🐈 MEOW 🐈‍⬛️

🖥 I will use amazon giftcard too 📩

🥷 Also...i like Anime 💀

About ThePollGuy

32 Followers - 2 Following - 6 Badges

Gender: Other

Age: 25-30

Joined: 3 months ago

Profile Visits: 4142

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ThePollGuy

That poll didn't last long before it got deleted

I'm off to sleep now

More polls later tonight...if i don't wake up to a banned account lol

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ThePollGuy

Whose sexier

Donald Trump King Charles III (current king of the UK) Elon Musk Adolf Hitler

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ThePollGuy

The amount of people who picked the diet coca cola and mentos option on my last poll, makes me think people don't know what happens if you mix the 2.

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How much fat can your lover gain before you demand they lose weight

A small gut A stomach that starta to hang down over their pants A giant gut and fupa crotch Lunch lady arms and saggy turkey neck fat

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ThePollGuy

If you had to have a body part chopped off what part would you sacrafice?

Your arms Your legs Your boobs or testicles Your eyes

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ThePollGuy

What polls are best?

Normal polls Polls to see what buyers most want Your weird polls I hate all polls, it clogs the feed. I wish the option for them was removed

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If you were Admin for a day, would you

Check the IDs uploaded to learn everyones real name Ban all the buyers with no reviews Edit my profile to artifically make myself the number 1 seller/buyer Unleash the instant content for free because you're an asshole like that

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ThePollGuy

If you found out reincarnation was real and you were Hitler, in your past life...would you

Atone for your crimes and give all your money and belongings to the jewish Travel to Germany, and start WW3. I'm Hitler and its not over until i say its over! Grow a Hitler mustache and become an actor to capitalize on your infamous status Visit a domme and let her spank me because I've been a bad boy

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ThePollGuy

If it turned out the christian heaven and hell were real and you were sent to hell but satan felt generous and decided to let you choose your own eternal punishment, which would you choose?

To be forced to watch your most hated person enjoy heaven 24/7 and reunite with their loved ones while you burn in hell forever Have a pineapple shoved up your ass every minute and no matter how hard you try to push them out you can't. You forever feel the pain and constant pineapple insertion Be slowly eaten alive by mice everyday and at 12am you regenerate and have to be eaten again every day forever Be sweaty and itchy forever but never able to scratch the itch or stop the sweating. You forever feel like you're on fire and covered in sweat whole perpetually itchy on every inch/cm of your body

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ThePollGuy

If you could become a pokemon by inserting a pokemon tail butt plug, who would you choose as your starter?

Pikachu (lightning power is just too cool) Charmander (my ass is already hot, this will take it to the next level! Bulbasaur (I'm vegan/vegetarian, my grass homie is the only way to go Cyndaquil (because screw gen 1!)

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ThePollGuy

If you were a sex toy, which toy would you rather be?

A lesbians 9" strapon dildo Kim Kardashians butt plug George Clooneys pocket pussy Justin Biebers anal fist dildo (come on, we all know he has one)

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ThePollGuy

There's like 5 sellers for every 1 buyer.

Don't blame yourself for slow sales

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Would you be more grossed out by

A 90 year old white man burping in your face A Chinese woman farting in front of you while you wait in line A white girl throwing her dirty pads on the bathroom floor A guy who chews with their mouth opened and spits food

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ThePollGuy

Sex education needs way more research done.
I remember when i was a teen and thought i must be gay or bi because i liked cuckold creampie videos, shemale (trans) porn and forced bi dick sucking femdom.

But i didn't find men attractive nor did i like male on male porn gay videos.

I love buttholes.... i like pussy eating videos and too.

So i was confused on what i was supposed to be since i didn't really fit into the straight, gay or bi category.

Then i realized i didn't care. I would lick a womans butthole, eat a creampie out of her and suck a dick if she wanted me to and sexuality wasnt something hou could limit to just 3 words.

Its way too complex for that.

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ThePollGuy

Its weird when sellers talk a lot about their kids.

Are you selling panties or are you looking for a new step dad for the "amazing, greatest joy, super talented, smartest and best kid ever?"

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ThePollGuy

If you had the power to turn enemies into underwear, would you

Wear them and fart all day Never wear them and wish you had a cooler magic power Wear them and go free ble.ed Wear them but sell them to people on here so they get used for who knows what

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ThePollGuy

Let's settle it once and for all: Whose panties are the best

USA is number 1! We kicked the Brits ass in the war and our pussies smell better too Brits for the win! We're prim and proper and don't smell (also, we let you win that war) I love all panties equally. My nose knows no borders. To hell with the USA and Britain, us other women are where its at!

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ThePollGuy

If you were a young warthog, would you

Clear the savannah after every meal Dress in drag and do the hula Ponder whether stars billions of light years away were made of balls of gas Befriend a meerkat and go on crazy adventures

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ThePollGuy

I need a janitor.
The amount of women on here who view my profile and leave their taco slime all over it has caused humidity levels to get too high.

I'm suffoc.ating here!

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ThePollGuy

If you had a new alarm clock which would you prefer?

A real chicken that crows A robot chef that wakes you with the smell of food being cooked A slave that licks your anus A guy named Freddy who violently strangles you

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