Absolutely a good laugh !😆
If you got a shit day going on his penis will definitely brighten it😂 poor thing doesn’t have a chance with the competition on here 🤭

Sweetest person, with the TINIEST cock… it’s so small I could barely see it!! However he is super super sweet and is so well mannered. Girls you won’t want miss this

What he SEVERELY lacks in size, he makes up for by being polite and kind ♥️ welcome back in my inbox anytime!

Scanned every inch like a horny FBI agent 😂 Still MIA… the hunt continues! Tinniest cock you’ll ever see! Great buyer very kind 🫶🏻

Tiny beyond belief — truly the smallest I’ve ever seen. Pathetic in the best way. He took the humiliation like a good little loser. Perfect microtoy.

I’ve seen a lot of small dicks in my career, but so far he’s the winner!🤣 had to grab my magnifying glass!

Oh bless this poor man 🤣 wouldn’t hurt a soul and nor would his dick, me and my girlfriends were laughing for so long 🤣🤣

Lovely guy, smallest dick I’ve ever seen, such a shrimp, if you want a laugh definitely message him!!

If you’re into pathetic little virgins with a dick so shrimpy that it’s basically a clitoris, LOOK NO FURTHERRRR !! 🗣️💗

Virgin ass 🍤 and doesn’t deserve women