Accomplished dad dancer, amateur pancake flipper and aspiring bonsai enthusiast since 1993.
When I'm not trying to chop my fingers off dicing onions, or do unintentional back-flips on a pair of skis, or thrash out the chords on the piano to some Keane song, I'm probably dreaming about you wearing heels or flats.
I've just managed to flick onto Gogglebox after the footie, and I've seen them having a gas about an interview on This Morning about a lass who's making £5k a month selling toenails.
I can't work out if I'm more disappointed in myself that I'm on that site, or that I've managed to watch 10 minutes of Gogglebox!
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