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Curiosity is the wick in the candle of learning. I have no special talents. I am only pa**ionately curious.

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Age: 30-40

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A naked man arrives at a fancy dress party with a girl on his back.

“I am a turtle” he said, when asked.

“Who’s that on your back?”

“That’s Michelle.”

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I went to the doctors yesterday with a suspicious looking mole.

He said they all look like that and I should have left him in the garden.

Good morning!

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Had a Health and Safety meeting at work today. I was asked what steps I’d take in the event of a fire.

Apparently “really big and fast ones” was the wrong answer.

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What do you call the sexuality where you’re attracted to men and women….but neither are attracted to you?

Bi - yourself.

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So I was in a shop this morning trying on a shoe, I said to the assistant “it’s too tight”

She said, “Try it with the tongue out”

I said, “It’th nho ghood, it’th thtill thoo thight”

Ba dum tsss….

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Amal and Juan are identical twins.

Their mum only carries one baby photo in her purse.

Because if you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.

Morning all!

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I used to go out with a one legged girl who worked in a brewery.

She was in charge of the hops.

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I took a Viagra this morning, but it got stuck in my throat.

I’ve had a stiff neck all day.

Ba dum tssss…..

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That awkward moment when you’re running…..

And your boobs are bouncing all over the place.

And you’re a 37 year old guy.

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I was out with my young daughter at the weekend and bumped into a friend I hadn’t seen since school days.
“This is Beth” I said, introducing my daughter.
“And what’s Beth short for?” my friend asked.
“Because she’s only 3” I replied.
Ba dum tssss….

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A sperm donor, a carpenter and Julius Caesar walked into a bar. He came, he saw, he conquered.
I thank you.

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Joined Dick Ratings Only as a Buyer. Why not say hello?

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