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Dmeister68

5.0 (102) UK United Kingdom

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Hello. I am Darren from Ess** (United Kingdom).
I am mainly interested in buying photo sets and short videos.

I ONLY WORK WITH UNITED KINGDOM BASED SELLERS.

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About Dmeister68

679 Followers  -  252 Following  -  24 Badges


Gender: Male

Age: 50+

Joined: 2 years ago

Profile Visits: 38186


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On Christmas Eve, the hideously rich Lord Snooty summons his 3 longest serving staff members to the drawing room. They arrive looking rather puzzled.

'Ah there you are. Now, I asked you here as I wanted to thank you for your many years of loyal service. First, Soames, you've been my butler for 25 years and your loyalty has been unflagging. As I am now advancing in years, I am gifting some of my properties. You will get Carnaby Hall, a beautiful 30 room hall situated on a very spacious estate.'
'Thank you, m'lord,' he says.

'And now you, dear Mrs Stubbs. My loyal cook and housekeeper for the last 20 years. I must say I look forward to whatever you prepare for us every day. You will get Buxton Hall, a divine 25 room hall situated on a very nice estate.'
'Thank you, m'lord,' she says.

Lord Snooty's smile suddenly dissolves from his face.
'And now we come to you, Jenkins. You've only been my gardener for a little over a year but in that time you have been nothing but a walking disaster. When I let you have a go at clay-pigeon shooting, you were so cack-handed at it that you let your shotgun go off and killed my dog. You begged me to get you one of those big lawnmowers that you sit on like a tractor but within a week you had crashed it into the patio doors causing thousands of pounds worth of damage. When my American cousin was here with his wife and young daughter, you made a pass at the daughter and they ended up cutting their visit short .... so you get sod all!'

'Begging your pardon, sir, can I ask how many rooms it has?'


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Gunning for that 100!!.

I am on 98 reviews and, it might sound silly but would love the 100th to be extra special (ideally no lower than 3 stars haha) .... but written by someone that hasn't reviewed me already but who knows me reasonably well.

So if you fit those criteria, please let me know either below or in a message.

Thanks
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A big shout out for @Savagecatty who made me an amazing custom video recently and she's an amazing person. Great for a chat and if you like equestrian ladies, she's a girl who looks good in jodpurs (and out of them).

Dmeister68 UK

Whilst I would want her all for me, other buyers need to check out @ObsidianGoth ........... this lady has some skills!

Dmeister68 UK

Sweet and innocent she may look but this girl has a naughty side to her nature and if you're lucky enough to experience it, you will be very happy.

The girl is @MyraSells


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I am doing a shoutout for @Shanxox who is a new seller (just 3 days here) so she wants some orders and I really think you should check her out because she's eager to please.

Thanks.

Dmeister68 UK

Added a new photo > she tipped just to tell me off ... and no I didn't do any kind of humiliation order.



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A big shout out and CONGRATULATIONS to my friend @AlexSteel who has received 500 five star reviews and she's done it in 8 months which is a fantastic 'strike rate'.

She's a wonderful person as well, great to chat to but I also recommend her for her amazing content (400+ products in her shop).

Other accolades:
All nine Premium badges and ALL of them MULTIPLE times.

Awarded all the other badges that are not Premium ones.

Well done, young lady.

Dmeister68 UK

example of my humour: I just sent THE BOMB badge to a cabin crew lady haha.

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