CuChulainn
I'm bored and meant to be working, but instead,
let’s play a game: describe your kink in the most boring way possible and we’ll try to guess it.
I'll go first: I collect previously worn intimate textiles and privately assign them meaning, as trophies of psychological leverage. The thrill lies in the secrecy, and in the way possession subtly tips the scales in a relationship where only one person knows a game is being played.