Hi Guys, you shy 41-year old neighborhood daddy bear here!
I'm mainly here to have fun and do what I can to get you off. So you'll never get a sales pitch from me, and I'm not here to promote a "fan" πͺ page or anything like that. Truth be told, I buy a lot too! π
Ya know what gets me off more than anything?
Guys getting off *my* stuff. π Woof!
I think I have a milder crotch smell, but I can "kick it up a notch" by c*mming daily in whatever item you like, to get a nice c*m-crotch scent.
I love skipping deodorant, so if you're into pit stink π½--I'd love to make your eyes water with a cotton-free shirt that holds in the stink.
If there's something specific you're looking for (and you don't see me selling it)-- please do reach out and say hi.
π§Ί I only use unscented laundry detergent (and never use fabric softener or dryer sheets). So I promise-- you won't have any scent distractions (unless you want it).
π«ππ Pet-Free Home
π¬ Basic US Ground Shipping (USPS) is on me!
International, UPS and/or Express Shipping is also available-- just pay the difference.
I always ship everything vacuum sealed-- using a plain, unbranded padded mailer with a professional-looking label printed on my thermal printer.
Whatever you buy will show up as fresh and discreet as I can make it-- and I ask the same from any seller.
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