Well I now never want to see a cocktail sausage again in my life. 🤢 This loser has the ugliest, smallest, most pathetic cock I have ever had the misfortune to lay my eyes on. Seeing that photo made me screw my face up in misery, and I nearly brought my dinner back up. What a good-for-nothing prick this guy really is. That cock should be caged for the rest of your sad life! KEEP THAT SHIT COVERED 🤢🤢

OMG, is that even real? Your cock looks like a miniature caterpillar taking a nap. It's so tiny, I'm questioning my eyesight. Like, seriously, where's the rest of it? It's like you've got a little pink worm nestled in your pubes. It’s quite scary looking too … like a shrivelled nub 😂🤭
Maybe stick to your hand or invest in some toys because that little guy is not going to cut it with anyone who knows what they're doing.
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Truly the tiniest cock I have ever seen🤏🏽 must be actually impossible to ever please a woman I’m sure clits are almost bigger than that😩😩 I didn’t know such ugly cocks existed🤣 great laugh tho

I have to be honest… I could barely see anything at first. So small, so weak how do you even expect to please anyone with that? 😏 Honestly, I’ve seen bigger on a cold day. But hey, at least you tried. 2/10 for effort, but that little thing? Completely useless. Maybe you should just stick to watching real men do the job.

I don’t know why I’ve wasted my time rating something so small it’s disgusting and how you can be proud of that I do not know .

It's honestly pretty laughable how tiny it is, so small, it barely makes an impact. It’s almost embarrassing that you think it’s anything worth showing off. Every time I see it, I’m reminded of just how much it doesn’t measure up to what real men have. It’s almost as if you’ve accepted that it’s not meant to impress, but just to serve as a reminder of how far you fall short

Appalled that I even wasted my own time opening the photo. Should have ordered a microscope in preparation. Girls you’ll need to ZOOM and I mean ZOOM in to get a glimpse. It’s giving micro penis, and wouldn’t even touch the sides 🫣 agree with all the other reviews that this is the smallest I have ever seen, and I have second hand embarrassment if I’m honest…. Let’s hope he knows how to use it at least 🤔

5 stars for being one of the smallest penis' I've ever come across so far🫣can not believe anyone would show that off...why are your balls bigger than your tiny pathetic cock. How embarrassing. Looks absolutely disgusting🥴

Without a shadow of a doubt one of the most visually unappealing cocks I’ve ever laid eyes on! It’s absolutely tiny so it has to be physically impossible to ever pleasure a woman! I think GOD created this guys genitalia as a practical joke and a curse for hun haha you need a penis extension!

I thought I was looking at a maggot but it turns out it was his "cock". Top marks for the smallest "penis" I have ever seen in my life! Not really sure how he even uses it with how small it is. Must be so embarrassing owning that. It's like a redundant limb.. I bet he dribbles over big alpha cocks!