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LusciousLaLa... UK

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Show me that teeny tiny clitty and let me laugh at you ๐Ÿคฃ

๐Ÿฆ ยฃ5 written rating, no holding back I will rip you to shreds

๐Ÿฆ ยฃ10 audio rating, listen to my voice humiliate you and your little d*ck

๐Ÿฆยฃ15 video rating (ยฃ5 extra for topless), watch the absolute disgust on my face as I tell you how pathetic you are

๐Ÿฆยฃ30 group rating, let me and my girls rinse you for having the smallest d*ck weโ€™ve ever seen! Trust me youโ€™ll realise how useless you are after we are done with you.

5.00 GBP 68


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About LusciousLaLaxo

Hello you ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿผ
I'm LaLa, your 5'1" 32 year old redheaded curvy MILF ๐Ÿ‘‘
Iโ€™m the sweetest b**ch youโ€™ll ever meet ๐Ÿ˜‰ (if you get the reference we can vibe) I love being a sweetheart like the girl next door with the added spice ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿฅต

Iโ€™m down to chat and find out what really gets you going! If you need to know Iโ€™m a squirter ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜‰

Your Favorite MILF Goddess ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’‹
Bold. Bossy. Unapologetically bratty.
Expect daily teasing, humiliation, and filthy mommy energy. I donโ€™t ask for obedience โ€” I command it.

Chaotic switch energy ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
Unapologetically bratty, but can be a soft submissive if handled correctly ๐Ÿ˜‰

๐Ÿ‘ธ๐Ÿผ Open to showing my face to my buyers

๐Ÿ’œ Size 16/18
๐Ÿ’œ Size 4 feet
๐Ÿ’œ 38F titties



Hereโ€™s what I offer ๐Ÿ’ซ
๐Ÿ‘ฃ Socks, tights, slippers and shoes

๐Ÿ’… Feet Content - These babies can get very stinky from being on my feet most of the day!

๐Ÿ† D*ck Ratings - I donโ€™t appreciate unsolicited pics, let me big up that big boy with a honest review! Think you can impress me? Time to find out ๐Ÿ˜˜
๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿปโ€๐Ÿฆฐ Girlfriend Experience - Iโ€™ll give you a taste of romance and intimacy! Letโ€™s chat allllll day about everything, Iโ€™ll be the sweetest girl youโ€™ve ever had, with a generous helping of teasing ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
๐Ÿ’ฌ S*xting Sessions: You can get me wet ๐Ÿ’ฆ whilst I get you rock solid! Letโ€™s live out your fantasy together, nudes are a given itโ€™s part of the fun ๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ˜ˆ Panties: Iโ€™ve been told I have a unique scent, why not find out for yourself!
๐Ÿ‘‘ Worship: I want you to worship me and treat me like a queen, tell me all the good things about me and make sure Iโ€™m looked after.
๐Ÿงฆ Socks: Iโ€™ll make sure they are extra stinky for you babe!

Donโ€™t see what you want - just message, Iโ€™m game for customs, and building a connection!

If you made it this far, send me your best cheesy joke to break the ice ๐ŸงŠ or just tell me how much you want to bend me over ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™€๏ธ either is fine!

โ€ผ๏ธPAY BEFORE PLAY ALWAYSโ€ผ๏ธ

๐Ÿ’ฐ Payments can be made via:

๐Ÿ’œ Kinkcoins
๐Ÿ’œ Revolut @lalafkxo
๐Ÿ’œ Amazon Gift Card ๐Ÿ’ณ [email protected]
๐Ÿ’œ Amazon Wishlist
๐Ÿ’œ Throne https://throne.com/lalafkxo

Although Iโ€™m happy to take requests, please bear in mind I do not offer the following:
โŒ Meet ups/ giving my location
โŒ No Returns
โŒ No Refunds
โŒ NO AGE PLAY!


๐Ÿšซ NO REFUNDS OR RETURNS UNDER ANY CIRc*mSTANCES. IF YOU HAVE AN ISSUE WITH ANY SALE, I WILL MORE THAN HAPPILY COOPERATE WITH YOU TO FIND A RESOLUTION I DO NOT TAKE ANY RESPONSIBILITY FOR SHIPPING IF LOST IN TRANSIT ONCE ITEMS HAVE BEEN POSTED TO YOU๐Ÿšซ


WARNINGโš ๏ธ: Any institutions or individuals using this site or any of its a**ociated sites for studies or projects - Any content sent to you is for personal use only, these images, conversations and content must not be shown/sent to any other third party whether on a personal or paying basis in present or future, along with any attempt to expose or You DO NOT have permission to use any of my profile or pictures or posts in any form or forum past, current or future. If you have or do, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and may be subject to legal ramifications.

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