My Old Smelly Vans With Free Socks

30+ | Muscular | Dominant | Addictive | TOP 0.1%

I’m not new to this game — I’ve been in the world of adult content and worn items for over 6 years, and trust me… I know exactly how to push your bu*tons. Whether you’re a curious first-timer or a returning addict, I’m here to give you an experience that’s raw, real, and unforgettable.

About Me:
6ft tall, 100kg of dominant, dark-haired, muscle. I’m your “train like a machine, f**k like a Spartan, eat like a gorilla” type — primal energy with a filthy imagination. I’ve been lifting heavy and staying hard for 15 years. Gym 5x a week. Body of a beast. Mind of a deviant.

Outside the bedroom? I’m a personal trainer, qualified builder, and I volunteer at a hospice — a perfect blend of filthy and kind. My gear? It’s worn just for you — soaked in my scent, sweat, and whatever else you can handle. From lightly worn to downright filthy, I’ve got something for every craving.

What I Offer:
• Well-worn underwear & clothes
• Custom nudes, videos & bundles
• Naughty, personalized content
• Fluids (you know the kind)
• Tailored s**ualised experiences that match your kink, fantasy, or filthy little secret

Wanna lock something in?
Deposits are cool — but once we agree, I expect payment in a reasonable time. No games, no ghosting. Respect my time, and I’ll make it so worth yours.

Shipping Options:
• UK: Free Royal Mail Tracked 24/48
• Next-Day Signed: £5 (£8 on Saturdays)
• Evri pickup available
• International: £9 base (more if it’s heavy – proof always given)
• Import fees are on you, babe

Got questions?
Slide into my DMs like you mean it. I don’t just sell – I connect. I tease. I deliver.
So… lube up your imagination, grab some tissues, and buckle in.
You’re about to find your new obsession.