Great buyer!

Lovely buyer. Paid quickly. Enjoyed doing his order. I’m sure shrimpy will be back ;)

Babe, I was so turned on last night ... you know, our friendship means so much to me, and I guess I'd always secretely wanted you ... and then we finally started taking our clothes off ... but what came out of your pants ... man, that killed the heat ... I guess it's back to being just friends now ...

1/10 - babe I can't believe that's what you've been packing all of this time, how long have I known you, I envisioned you packing some serious meat, what is that. You have a juicy head but that wouldn't be able to fuck me properly. I have nothing to rate my love, there's no length, or veins, or girth that I can see. I'm so sorry that this is what you were given for all this time I thought we'd have been able to fuck, but you have nothing to fuck with.

Okay, at first I thought it was a bit weird for you to ask me to rate your dick after we had been friends for soooo long…. but now I understand why. I was hoping this would go well because of how close we are but Harry - you have the SMALLEST dick I have ever seen!!!

I’ve always been curious about our friendship and maybe it being more, but i truly could never imagine getting with a tiny dick like that ever! it wouldn’t be worth my time😅 I feel sorry for any of the girls that have actually gotten with you, they must have been doing you a huge favor😂😂

Haha oh Harry. You know that I love you so much, your such a sweet boy. But wow, you have really disappointed me in what you have under your trousers.

I always imagined a big girthy penis that may well of made me fall in love with you. But I actually think my clit is bigger than that! You seriously can't even class that as a cock.

I've always felt so sorry for you when you've had terrible experiences with the ladies. You feeling insecure and trying to be a good friend & console you. But now I can see why, I literally cannot stop laughing at it.

Everytime I look at you now all I will see is that pathetic little thing. Such a shame!

Oh my god… I can’t believe you had the guts to show me that 😂 like, after all of these years of friendship, why throw it all away by sending me photos of your tiny pathetic cock? You had to have known I’d react this way, because I’ve told you about all of the big, thick cocks I’ve taken. So why even try? You must want to be humiliated, you tiny cock bitch boy lmao. Forget all the respect I’ve ever had for you as person lol, that’s all gone now that I know that you’re working with a cock that’s literally smaller than my thumb. Knowing what I know about you wanting kids one day… god, now I’m just sad for you 😭 because even if you could convince a woman to sleep with you, how could you even get your cum inside her to knock you up? I pity you, honestly, and as your friend, I feel an obligation to tell you the truth. 1/10 and not anything more. Gross.

Unbelievable how he feels so excited when someone had the misfortune to rate his micro skin tag 😂😂😂😂
The most pathetic shrimp on atw !
Rated this 0/10 because damn never seen a small black shrimp before 😂😂😂😂
Can’t stop laughing!!!
Immagine the bbc community now 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’ve putted my glasses on and still small .. nothing to do ..
my eyes .. having to see such an abomination first thing in the morning.. he should pay for the trauma !!!
he’s a forever hole for bigger dicks
That’s his only USE !!
What a joke 😂😂😂😂

Okay… listen we’ve been friends a while so I can say this. You have the smallest dick I have ever seen in my life. There used to be a time when we were younger where I thought I’d maybe give you a pity fuck but I don’t know what I’d even do with that thing. Honestly I’m not even surprised… you’ve always given tiny dick energy and I guess I was right. No wonder you’ve never had a proper girlfriend… it all makes sense now 😂😂😂

I’ve got a lot of pity for you because we’re friends and you’re great but dude…. You may as well be totally smooth down there like a Ken doll (without the Ken body though obviously 😂).

As your friend, I really really suggest you get good at using your mouth and fingers because that waste of flesh in your pants is never going to please any woman and honestly I’m tired of you tagging along to our couples activities making it awkward. Maybe a strap on? I don’t know but for the love of god, don’t be surprised when you get laughed at.

Friends for many many years and I’ve always thought you must’ve got such a sexy big cock to go with that wonderful personality and well.. you’ve shown me the pictures now haven’t you. How could you do this to our friendship? What were you thinking? How can I possibly look at you the same after these 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I mean just a literal blob of nothing. Ah well don’t worry about your best friends lovely pussy . Ever. Because we know now don’t we, you couldn’t satisfy . Did I say ever 🤣🤣