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Gob smacked not sure I have ever seen such a small micro penis than this trust me I have done a lot of ratings and this is the most pathetic little stump I have ever seen 😂 Embarrassing 0/10 what a little pin dick 📌😂

I am shocked and confused. I’ve never needed glasses but your cock has made me think I might need to go to specsavers immediately and get some because I had to zoom in so much to even see it.
You must have done something bad in a previous life.. karma has definitely come around to punish you 😐
It bought tears to my eyes to think you have to live a life with this 😭 I feel so sorry for you.
If you actually manage to get a girl over for the night you better have a big collection of toys ready to please her with because she’ll be getting no pleasure from you with what you’ve got to offer. I can’t think of any sex positions that would even be worth trying with this tiny mushroom. Do you even have any balls? Can’t see them!
I wish you the best of luck for your sex life but I’m not very hopeful for you, the only thing you’ve achieved here is first prize for being the smallest dick I’ve ever seen 🥇

Well I've been celibate 4 years and those images made my vagina retract..what a disgusting growth of fungi..it wants bleaching..putting in a box and burying..deep underground.. I can literally smell that image..talk about peek a boo it's peek a dont..reminds me of a coconut mushroom marshmallow sweet..that now il never ever eat again

Really wish I charged more than my standard cost for this one because I’m going to need the money in therapy after what I’ve just seen. Honestly please go get yourself checked out because that cannot be a dick🤢. It just cannot be
Has to be some disgusting lump in between your legs because I’ve never seen anything so small in my entire life. Even sent me a picture of it “erect” like it actually made a difference to the size! Thank fuck for iPhones and being able to zoom in because I wouldn’t of been able to see it otherwise

Where do I even start…
I feel so embarrassed just even looking at the picture, I can’t imagine how you feel having to live with that small dick.
2 inches! How pathetic, I bet you even struggle to wank… in fact I bet you’ve already cummed over this rating and I’m not even 10 seconds in. Bet you have tiny pathetic balls as well, I can’t even see them in your picture are you that embarrassed of them? I bet you live a sad little life all alone because no girl will want to go near you. I think you need to invest in a penis pump to get a somewhat good dick, once you get a bigger dick then maybe someone will want to blow you.

Impressive! It should be displayed in a museum. I never thought something so small could exist. It has to pee on itself because it can't reach the toilet! My clitoris is bigger than that thing! There's a serious genetic problem. Thank goodness it can't fuck and reproduce.🤮🤮🤮

😱😱I’ve never seen suck a small penis in my entire life!🤣🤣 How do you even wrap a finger around that.. it’s TINY!!!
poor you babyboy!!!😭

Well I have seen small and then there is this! …. Bless he try’s I guess 😂

I think it’s the smallest penis I have ever seen. My thumb could do more damage.

Just when you think you’ve seen it all….. wow. The smallest “penis” I’ve ever seen in my entire life. It’s like the top of the tiniest mushroom you’ve ever seen. He said 2 inches fully erect and that’s generous. So small it’s probably a medical anomaly. SO SMALL!!!