In all honesty, I took absolute pity on you Harry. I'm one hot sexy MILF and I thought I would give you an opportunity. Purely out of pity - because there is no way that anyone else would ever want to fuck you at all. I don't know how you can even pleasure yourself. But ... it was utterly hysterical to try to give you a pity fuck - even microdick guys deserve an opportunity. BUT ... your dick is so absolutely tiny that attempting sex with you is a FAILURE. It's impossible for a dick that small to ever do anything for a woman like me. My little finger can give me more pleasure than your dick. In fact my smallest toe would be more satisfying. Taking pity on you has led to my absolute dissapointment. A waste of my time and energy. Never again will I take pity. Instead I should be laughing and pubicly humiliating you. I should warn all other MILFS and ALL women to laugh at the smallest most pathetic cock that I have ever seen in my life. Even doing a SPH feels pitiful. Harry - owner of the teeniest tiny cock EVER. Sales of microscopes will increase due to a dick this tiny.

Harry… honestly you realize this is why we aren’t together anymore right? How can you expect me to gain pleasure from such a small penis.. I mean if there was an award for the smallest penis you’d take first place. At least I can be honest now and tell you how I really feel.
0/10 and I think you already knew this 🥱🥱🥱

So weird I know I need glasses, but damn I thought I was actually blind for a moment. Like where is it? What is it? Wtf is that??? I have so many questions???? Why did you put me through this, so awful and pitiful I’m so sorry I will pray for you…

Personally loved my ex’s micro cock, loved to give it a little lick before bed as that’s all it needed to cum! Bless it! Can’t say I miss it though. I still sit and laugh sometimes remembering his desperately trying to shove it in my pussy but it not going anywhere because it’s so tiny! Hahahaha. Life! Tiny as fuck.

Fuck!!!😖For some reason I thought I was getting a nice hard juicy cock 🥵......how very dissapointing 😳😳 Not sure what I am supposed to do with that!!🤢 Why did you bring me back with you, if that's all you have for me....how were you ever expecting to please me with that!!🥺
How many other women have you tricked into thinking they were getting a fuck !!
I have no words for 'it'😱 out of all the cocks I have fucked....I have never and hope to never again see one as tiny and fucking useless as yours.
I mean you must be fully aware of what you have been blessed with right!?......a skin tag that pisses😂😂 you literally have to search your balls for it🤣
Stuff of nightmares that🤏 Not tonight 🏃‍♀️I am gone!!🤣
Just imagine waking up to that every morning.....oh shit you do!😬🦐😂 0/10

Harry, you wonder why we broke up?
Your cock is that small that the last time I gave you a blow job I had to stick my tongue out to touch it as it couldn’t get past my teeth.
Remember the time you tried to enter me from the back and all i could feel was your pubes 🤣🤣
You have taught me a valuable experience though, sleep with people on the first date as then you aren’t going through hell for years as I was with you
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Pathetic mushroom cock

I dated this guy for a solid amount of time. I thought I could overcome it. I’m actually concerned that he has a medical problem, I even talked to his mom about it. Like I tried finding a urologist for him because I’m concerned. I wouldn’t even call it a micropenis. I’ve seen a micropenis before, this is a nanopenis. I’ve literally seen clitorises bigger than that, GOOSEBUMPS with more girth than that. It’s literally just a head. He says 2 inches when erect but I still had to dig around to find it, I think he means 2cm when erect. I could barely fit my fingers on it. Forget about trying to have sex. I might as well have been eating pussy when I tried to give him a blow job because it’s practically inverted. I feel terrible for whoever pulls down his pants next and sees this disappointment. Idk why I put up with it for so long. He needs help.

Oh wow we laughed together as we saw how small it is. Wtf is that, give scrat his acorn back from ice age.

No wonder you want to send pictures of it to queens on the internet I bet no one wants to see that in real life and if they do they’ll definitely run out the door! I mean what do you even do with that. It put Holly off eating her sandwich it was that small and puny. Poor you for having that as a cock. It doesn’t even deserve being called a cock. I bet they thought you were a girl, I’ve seen clits bigger.

10/10 pays instantly very trustworthy buyer. Look forward to even more!

‘Oh wow, that’s it? I’ve seen mosquito bites with more presence. No wonder you’re obsessed with humiliation—it’s the only way anyone will ever acknowledge that pathetic excuse. I bet even the cold air doesn’t bother you because, honestly, how could it possibly get any smaller? You should be grateful I’m even wasting my time laughing at something so useless! 1/10 just for the confidence! 🤣’.. lovely buyer! Great guy and super fast payment. I’d love to work with you again! 😘 xx

I actually just spat out my coffee with laughter! I have seen some small penis men in my time but this has to be by far the most laughable! That is absolutely pathetic!! I mean what can you even do with that! I have seen better d!cks on a ken doll! But atleast they have plenty girth on it! I would be ashamed to know I had something like that in my pants. Pathetic excuse of a man… not manly at all. 🍤 I feel for your partner that’s if you even have one. I can’t see it it’s that small but I sure can smell it through the picture!! With love 🥰 you’re Scottish queen xxx