My Christmas jumper. Anyone notice a theme?

What buyer wants to help me get a new one of these then, sent the washing machine has made a mess of this

Does anyone have a shoe very similar to this at all?

Does anyone have any of these? Thank you

Does anyone have anything very similar to this?

These are my new pyjamas. Putting them on for the first time tonight. I am alone this Christmas but thought I wanted something so got these. Merry Christmas everyone