You’d Sniff This Dirt If I Let You 👃🏾💛

I’m Evie Licious… dark, slender, beautiful, faceless, and utterly untouchable...unless I’m feeling wickedly curious. 💞

You don’t get my face. You don’t get my attention. 🙅🏽‍♀️
You get the chance to please me and 💷 pay for the privilege.

I’m fully anonymous, beautifully kept, always in control… and sometimes I giggle at your devotion while sipping lemonade. 🍋💅🏾🤣

I don’t humiliate—I elevate.
I guide. I soften. I structure. I deserve.

I’m spoiled and I love being spoiled.
Tribute first. Requests second.
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💋 ABOUT ME

Age: An Empress never tells… 😉🤫
Dress: Curvy UK 10 🍑 
Shoe: UK 7 👠 
Bra: 34E 💞 
Height: 5’5½ 👑
Eyes: Deep brown p**ls you’ll never see. 👁️
Occupation: Self-employed & fully in control… of everything, including the punchlines. 💼

PERSONALITY:

Spoiled—yes. Sensual—absolutely.
Soft? Only when the coins jingle.
I feel deeply, notice everything, and remember tributes better than birthdays. 🎂💷

Mysterious? Always.
Kind? To the deserving.
Playful? When it amuses me.

Sometimes I’ll drop a “Serve-or-Swerve” poll or a surprise obedience game in my feed.
Win? You get praise. Lose? You still pay—call it tuition. 🎲😏
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💝 WHAT I OFFER

All items are used/worn by me… because honesty is s**y.
👙 Lingerie 
🛁 Bathwater 
🧽 Sponges 
🧻 Filthy extras—yes, those.
🦶🏾 Custom feet & foot-dust sets 🍬 Chewed treats 
💇🏾‍♀️ Hair, razors, clippings
🗑️ Bin-bag bundles 
💦 Liquids (ask nicely, pay handsomely)
🧠 Ignore sessions,
💷 Wallet drains,
👩🏾 Soft-domme
👩🏾‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏾 GFE

Didn’t spot your kink? Ask—politely—and tip first. I might surprise you. 🎀
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🙅🏽‍♀️ WHAT I DON’T DO… SO DON’T ASK

Face reveals • Nudity • Calls • Meets • Self-gratification vids
Age/Race/Animal play • Free “hey” messages • Shipping on my dime
Refunds • Excuses • Whining • Ghosting • Begging
This is a velvet-lined throne room, not a bargain bin. 🏰
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💌 SHIPPING

World-wide, discreet, tracked, and wrapped with love (and a wink). 🌍
You pay postage. Crying about fees = banishment.
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💷 PAYMENT

NO PAYMENT = NO PLAY...EVER!!

KinkCoins (15+ per unlock) •

Throne gifts • Amazon Wishlist spoils

Your Tribute speaks before you do—and it better be fluent. 💅🏾
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💼 REMINDERS

You’re not here to chat or daydream.
You’re here to serve, spoil, and show up like a man who knows his place.
You don’t own me… but you can pay to serve me.
Consistency keeps doors open; generosity oils the hinges—and my sense of humour.
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⚠️ LEGAL NOTICE

Unauthorized use of my content will trigger a wrath more expensive than my bathwater.
Consider this your final warning. 📜🎭
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Ready to play nice? Tribute. Then speak.

If you’ve read this far without paying, congratulations—
you just enjoyed premium prose for free. Don’t make a habit of it. 💋