Written C*ck Rating Menu

👀 Ready to find out how your d*ck really stacks up? Choose your fate below. All ratings are delivered with detail, style, and a touch of kink. 💋

💵 MENU OPTIONS:

🔹 Standard Rating – $5
A straight-up 1–10 scale. No fluff. No mercy.
“It’s giving… okay, maybe.”

🔹 Size Queen Breakdown – $7
You vs. my tape measure. Length, girth, and how you stack up to real men.
“Crayola called—they want their mini marker back.”

🔹 Degradation Special – $10
Cruel. Kinky. Clever. Your ego won’t survive this.
“Blink twice if that’s a real penis.”

🔹 Praise Me, Please – $10
Need soft words from a sweet domme? Let me tell you how proud I am of your c*ck.
“That’s a beautiful, brag-worthy tool, baby.”

🔹 Roleplay Rating – $12
You choose the fantasy:
👩‍⚕️ Naughty Nurse
👩‍🏫 Strict Teacher
👠 Bratty Ex
👩‍⚖️ Judge & Jury
“As your nurse, I’m prescribing a reality check and some ice.”

🔹 The Object Match Game – $8
Let’s get real—I’ll tell you what object it resembles.
“That’s somewhere between a chapstick and a baby carrot.”

🔹 X-ray Humor Report – $9
A fake clinical a**lysis with kinky flair and a dose of shame.
Includes labeled X-ray humor image upon request.
“Imaging shows signs of chronic disappointment.”

🔹 Mystery Rating – $6
You won’t know if you’ll be praised, destroyed, or simply confused.
Spin the wheel of fate.

🔹 Group Roast (Multiple Raters) – $Varies
Want 3–6 hot sellers to give you their raw, unfiltered thoughts? This one’s a gangbang… for your confidence.

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🖤 All ratings are written with custom detail
📦 Free USA shame shipping
💋 Tips always welcomed… and remembered

DM to order, little one. I’m waiting.

10.00 USD 100

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